Characters I want to die in Game of Thrones season 7

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7. The Clegane Brothers

Is anyone else completely sick of hearing about the Cleganebowl? IT’S NOT CONFIRMED YOU ASSHAT. IT’S NOT AT ALL CONFIRMED. I am not hype, I’m not hype at all. I am not hype on a plane. I am not hype on a train. I am not hype for the bowl Clegane.

The Cleganebowl is the perfect example of the worst thing about Game of Thrones, it’s a tease. Game of Thrones teased us with dragons and Danny coming to Westeros for six seasons. Every trailer was LOOK AT THESE DAMN DRAGONS AND GET HYPE! Then the dragons sat around and didn’t’ do anything all season long. Now the dragons and Danny are finally coming to Westeros and we are going to get some hot dragon on ice zombie action, and of course, all people want is the Cleganebowl.

First off the brothers already fought, all the way back in season 1. Secondly, one of the brothers is already dead and turned into the Frankenstein’s monster of King’s Landing. The other brother is busy hanging out with the totally pointless until someone needs us to explain how ice zombies can be killed Los Pepe’s death squad of Westeros.

I’m sick of Cleganebowl and I want one of these two to really die so we don’t have to hear about it anymore. If you’re still focused on Cleganebowl with everything else going on you probably also love The Fast and the Furious movies, you poor dumb bastard.