Characters I want to die in Game of Thrones season 7

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3. Jon Snow

Jon Snow has already died once and then on the third day he… wait, that’s the wrong story. Jon Snow is the back from the dead anointed saviour of Westeros, the new King in the North, a brooding heartthrob, and the predicted by the masses of the internet final winner of the Iron Throne. I don’t care, I still want him dead… again.

My biggest problem with Jon is that he’s boring. Jon Snow is George R.R. Martin’s Frodo.  He’s a completely dull and boring main character in a fantasy world so incredible and so full of vibrant and wonderful characters that you almost don’t notice how bland he is. Jon Snow even has his very own fat Sam sidekick!

The other problem I have with Jon Snow is that he’s just as dumb as Ned Stark, but with fewer convictions. Ned Stark might have been too dumb to live, but he would sure as hell have chopped the head off that Tammy Faye Bakker religious snake oil red witch Melisandre for burning up poor Shireen.

The other bonus to Jon Snow dying again would be the absolute meltdown the legions of Jon and Danny fans would have. Now that truly would be a battle more epic than the Battle of the Bastards.