Characters I want to die in Game of Thrones season 7
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George R.R. Martin creates incredible characters and then murders them. Here are the Game of Thrones characters I want to see dead by the end of season 7.
SPOILER WARNING: I am not the Three-Eyed Raven. I can not see the future. I may however by dumb luck guess what’s going to happen in season 7 of Game of Thrones. If that happens I don’t want to hear you complain about spoilers and I expect you to treat me as the future seeing prophet of wisdom that I am.
LANGUAGE WARNING: I use naughty words in this post. If you’re offended by naughty words don’t read this post, also don’t watch Game of Thrones.
Major characters are going to die in season 7, this is Game of Thrones after all. So with that in mind here are the characters I would most like to see leave Westeros forever.
10. Jorah Mormont
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Jorah, also known as Ser Friend Zone, needs to die. Jorah is the worst, all he does is mope around and pine for Daenerys. Look, bro, everyone loves Dany. Dany is the Taylor Swift of Westeros. Everyone loves Dany and she has it all, fame, wealth, riches, a legitimate claim to the Iron Throne, and goddamn dragons.
The problem is that Jorah is a middle aged man obsessed with Daenerys H. Stormborn-Mother-of-Dragons-Breaker-of-Chains Targareyen Jr., a star who is half his age. Imagine a middle-aged man alone at a Taylor Swift concert, how creepy is that image? That’s Jorah at this point.
On top of all of this, Jorah has Game of Thrones rock herpes and is either turning into a statue or going insane. Jorah already being insane though may help prevent that fate.
In season 6 Dany orders Jorah to go off and find a cure for greyscale so that he can return to her side, but this is the last thing I want. Jorah back at Dany’s side is just going to be more pining and more pitiful Sir Friend Zone. Besides if Jorah was by Dany’s side and returned to his lordship he would usurp one of the best characters in Westeros.
Lyanna Mormont is the damn truth and has more balls than Sir Friend Zone ever thought about having. Lyanna Mormont doesn’t give a shit about Danny or Taylor Swift. Lyanna is here to kick ass and chew gum, and she’s all out of gum.