Characters I want to die in Game of Thrones season 7

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5. Reek

Reek was a wonderfully evil and inept villain when he was Theon Greyjoy. He was also important in showing us just how sadistic and crazy Ramsay Bolton was. However, he’s just the most emo eunuch in Westeros.

Reek is just really into the goth scene and pensive looks right now. You wouldn’t understand what’s it’s like to be as goth as Reek. Reek knows about darkness and shops excursively at Hot Topic, though he never pays the iron price. Reek has all the life of a Radiohead album.

Every scene with Reek is now just him looking around nervously and talking about why things are a bad idea. There’s no vengeance in his eyes, only sadness. Reek is just a cold northern island mope producing sad sack music and being weird… OMG Reek is Bjork!

Reek is now only holding Yara back from being a badass Viking leader and f**king the tits off things. Reek needs to get gone.