10 TV gangsters you would love to have a pint with on St. Patrick’s Day

Chibs Telford in (Tommy Flanagan in FX’s Sons of Anarchy)

While drinking with any member of SAMCRO on Saint Patrick’s Day could provide quite the wild night, Chibs will be all about having a good time without any drama. Being Ireland born, it only seems fitting you share a pint of Guinness with the guy. Although, I’m sure he doesn’t care what you have as long as you’re willing to cut loose and not cause problems.

Plus, if you’re looking for a television gangster who you can B.S. while in a rowdy biker bar, Chibs is the most likely of SAMCRO to keep things level. You know Tig & Bobby will go off the rails at some point, but Chibs has drinking in his Irish blood. This isn’t his first steel horse rodeo. He knows a good cut-off point and will make sure you (a) get home safe and (b) not do something stupid (at least to the club — yourself might be a different story).

Patrick Kuby (Bill Burr in AMC’s Breaking Bad)

Working for Saul Goodman, you better have a sense of humor and who will have a sense of humor better than one of his henchmen, Kuby?

Played by comedian Bill Burr, Kuby has to deal with Saul’s snake-oil salesmen talk on a regular basis. That, whether you’re being paid well or not, has to be aggravating. Kuby is going to have to let off some steam and you better believe it his will be peppered with wisecracks and expletives. And being from Boston, you know that Kuby has tied a few pints on at Fenway.